I'm 30 years old. Married with a 11 month old son and a dog.

I live in the Harrisburg, PA area, grew up in Southern New Jersey. It is important that you notice the distinction I made there. New Jersey is by and large divided into three areas. North Jersey is basically an extension of New York city. South Jersey is basically an extension of Philadelphia and Central Jersey is basically like Maryland in the Civil War...no one wants them.

As a result I root for the 4 Philly major sports teams, Phillies, Eagles, Flyers and Sixers. Again, I am 30 and have seen my teams win 1 championship. Perhaps Cleveland is the only city with shittier sports luck but they get Lebron so fuck them.

I am also a fan of Penn State football, this year will be the third season I have been a season ticket holder. I also root for the Kansas Jayhawks college basketball team.

Much like Heyman I collect books. Many of which I have read but many of which I have not. My favorite author is Daniel Silva. I also like Joel C. Rosenberg, Harlen Coben and am in the process of getting into Vince Flynn because Heyman told me to do so.

Music wise I listen to a bit of everything with the exception of pop music. It just gets on my nerves. Frank Sinatra, Bob Marley and Billy Joel are my 3 favorite musicians.

I have watched a fuck ton of television, way more than any human should so if you ever want to know whether a specific show is worth watching there is a good chance I've seen it and can give you an opinion. Boston Legal, The Sopranos, Star Trek The Next Generation, The West Wing and The Wire are my top 5 favorite shows.

I work for the Government.

I once banged twins. Not at the same time though.

I don't really watch wrestling anymore. I used to but basically gave it up when WCW was bought by WWE.

Like Heyman I could probably go on for a while longer but...Madness.