" Onlookers, it would appear that I'll be named the official Xtreme Champion on this glorious day. It also appears Vinnie Lane has forfeited his right to compete with me in the ring, just like he already had forgotten he told Crimson Face many hours ago that he didn't plan to accept Crimson Face's course of actions that would lead into a funds versus funds and championship match. Now, instead of learning his place and doing as I say when I say it, he sees his verbal exchange with Crimson Face as something where he did not decline the originally offered match forthright. Isn't he the most pathetic, hypocritical and stubborn child you've all ever seen? He believes he can shoot down the part about the match being for all of his money when he states 'he'll never pay a dime' which he knows would happen when he lost, and then states he'd only compete on a certain show even though the championship spans all shows? And that's somehow the Crimson Face going back on his word? Children amuse me so. "

"Daddy can I have some candy today, and a new toy?" "Sure, but when we go shopping for it I also want to stop at the electronics store and pick up some new speakers." "No, daddy, we're just going to do my part and only go where I want! We will get me my candy, my toy, and we won't go anywhere you want and you don't get to have your speakers. Me, me, me. It's all about me, daddy." "Ok, son, fuck you then." (slap)

" With all that said, who here feels they are deserving of a shot at the Xtreme? Responding doesn't guarantee I'll accept you, but I will consider all comers with unbiased eyes of virtue. "