" No, I do not think he should send me his money and kill himself. Here is why: I'd be wondering when that deposit is coming through and then I'd find out that he mistakenly sent the money to a Mt. Everest avalanche tragedy recovery program and I'd have no way of getting it once it's been donated there. What could be worse than this blunder, you ask? How about the fact that the news would later report the police finding a naked Vincent Lane hanging from his spinning ceiling fan by a pantyhose tied around his neck, but instead of being limp and dead he was orgasming from the sensation of the asphyxiation; still limp, mind you, while orgasming—a rare phenomenon indeed. "

" I do not want this doleful chain of events on my hands, good sir. I'm sure you can understand. "