"No Chance in Hell" is heard played over the sound system as the enormous shoulders of Vince McMahon enter the stage. He extends his arms to his sides and shakes them! Vince has a huge smile on his face. He struts around kicking his legs out and throwing his arms up and down. He enters the ring and grabs a microphone.


Vince: WELCOME TO RAWWWWW!

Vince looks and coughs.

Vince: Well... it looks like I got this shithole confused for Raw. Where are we? Madness? Warfare? What kind of generic shit-names are those? My name is VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON GOD DAMNIT! This is now Corporation territory and we shall rule this place with an iron fist under these enormous grapefruits!