I bet if you stopped jerking off the swelling in your elbow might go down.

It worked for me.

I could leave all kinds of nice words for you but I know that doing that is what you want we both know that I intentionally like to not give you what you want. It's the relationship we have so there is really no reason to change that now.

I will however say that while I didn't love all your characters and certainly liked some more than others you were always worth the read no matter what character it was.

I'm sure we'll chat on skype so that's all for now.