Hey Frodo, did you hear it's 2015! We've moved on buddy. I know the textbooks in the adult education class you still have to attend might be from days of yore but I hope you can do better than that.

Herod, there is no hope for you. In your long winded diatribe, you essentially said that you're sorry. Sorry for what? Sorry for being the same, sorry for being boring, sorry for being a sad broken cliche. What are you sorry for? If this is all the current XWF has to offer, then I should have no issues ruling this kingdom.

Now this is the final time I will speak on this, children. I have noticed that you're all giggling over the same jokes acting like you came up with it on your own but the fact is you're copies of a copy of a copy. You're a faded piece of paper and you're in need of a replacement. This company deserves a better wrestler, a smarter orator and an all around better class of human being.