Shane appears, a handful of boiled asparagus in one hand and a baked potato in the other. His gloves protect his skin from being burnt as he shares his thoughts with his new family.

Defiance members, it is now time to discuss a very important matter. I'm a little loopy of the out, wait, no... I'm a little out of the loop. Yes, that's it! My thoughts are that we need to discuss adding another member and I'm just curious if you are all thinking the same thing I am thinking.

There's only ONE MAN who is a big enough name here to be worthy of being added to our ranks. ONE MAN who carries the weight we need to guarantee no army can ever put a chink or a gook in our armor. ONE MAN who can be the glue that holds us together and completes this family.

I need your thoughts...

On inviting this man to join us...



















PETER FUCKING GILMOUR!

Shane shoves an asparagus spear through the mouth hole of his Charlie Sheen mask and anxiously awaits feedback.