Hey NOCMM, can you handle this rock-and-loser? I need to finish this game of bridge.

NOCMM: Sure Mr. Xtrem-

It's Lord Hero Xtreme 7.9.

NOCMM: Sure thing, Lord Hero Xtreme 7.9. It's nice to meet you Mr. Lane. I'm No one can manage me, Hero Xtreme 7.9's manager. He said I should handle the meetings of worthless gay people who probably like animals, and that he only wants to talk to main eventers. Anyway, it looks like you're going to need an amendment on your undisputed #1 contender status. You see, before you arrived, back in the old days of XWF, my client earned a Universal title shot and never cashed it in. Just thought I should let you know that you aren't the only number one contender.

NOCMM snickers.

NOCMM: You're actually more like the #2 contender because

NOCMM snickers again.

NOCMM: You stink. Like a #2.

Star of The Month (February 2002)
WXC Tag Team Champion x3 (/w Venom Explosion (2), DJ Death)
UWF X-Treme Champion x5
UWF No Limits Champion x2
UWF Tag Team Champion x1 (/w Shaker Jones)
BBCXR Heavyweight Champion x4
SOW World Champion x2
RXW World Champion x1
RXW X-Division Champion x1
NWPW Rapid Division Champion x 3
WFWD Intercontinental Champion x2
XWL United States Champion x2
XWL European Champion x1
XWL Tag Bowl Winner (/w White Abyss)
BLOOD Bleeding Champion x3

All Time Record: 912-32-4
Hero Xtreme Un Record: 0-3-0

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