After the prayer, Mike Emerick speaks up,

"First of all, I would like to apologize to Mr. Yako. Had no clue you were crippled and I got a bit carried away. This might be one of the few times you hear M.E say this, but I'm sorry,"

Mike Emerick then turns around to Chernikov, "You, on the other hand, are a different story. You're right about my ego and my lack of humbleness, but I can damn back it up. You say I haven't been humbled before? Who are you to judge M.E! You don't know a damn thing about my background or how I got here! I've had my share of embarrassments, just look at my early XWF career, but I have, and always will, rise above it all and prove I can back up what I say outside the ring in that very ring in question! I would be happy to face you at Back In Black, hell I'd be happy to face you right here right now, but here's the thing. The reason I'm at this gym in the first place is because I'm training for my match at Back In Black! That's right, I'm already booked. I'll be going against, bear with M.E when he says this, a Viking named Bijorn, who has challenged M.E to a match where the loser... wait... how should I say this..."

Mike Emerick looks around the room, people are watching, and if he says this out loud they might be put off the Jambalaya.

"The stipulation is that... hang on,"

Mike Emerick whispers in Chernikov's ear, "It's that the loser will get fucked by his gay My Little Pony loving Viking Gimp cousin,"

Mike Emerick then backs off and lets the sentence sink in a bit,

"Yeah... the XWF can get weird sometimes, but anyway, I suggest you see my match at BNB as I call it. Maybe not what happens after the match, that will get graphic, but what happens during the match. I might be writing some hefty checks, but not only will I pay them all, I'll shove them straight up your cold war ass! If you really want a piece of M.E, I'd have no problem going one on one with you on X-Mas X-Treme! Until then, amen,"

He then turns to Mason Prince, his expression changing into more of a smile,

"You know, you remind M.E of himself when he started out. Welcome to the XWF! Also, what I said to Mr. Chernikov also applies to you. You want a piece of, and I quote, "Alster Roidstein"? Anytime, anywhere. Just be warned, if you face M.E, what will happen to you will end up on all of social media. The hashtag would be something between #Fail and #OMG,"

He then turns to Robbie Bourbon, who is the only person currently in the room he doesn't have beef with,

"Nice to see you again Rob! How's the dojo been going? I've been seeing what's been going on with you, Dim, and Peter Gillmour, and I just want you to know this. If those two try anything stupid or you ever need some support against them, although I'm sure you can handle those two assclowns yourself, M.E has your back. Also, where did you get all these people?"

The end is nigh