The Associated Press just released the following comments by XWF Superstar Cyren.

"I've been lost, but by Satan, I hope to be found. I'm not going to concern myself with anyone else on this roster until I'm staring Sid Feder's beady little eyes down in the squared circle. My career is stalled until this business is finished. You're the measuring stick, Sid. Facing you iwll determine if I'm still a 'Legend' or just a shadow. You decide the time and the how...

I'm staking my career on it.

If I can't beat Sid Feder... I will permanently retire from this industry.

If I DO beat him though, be fearful. You'll see a new entity emerge from the ashes of what might be a 'broken man.'

Holy shit its about to get real.

For the love of all things good and not satanic, Sid Feder, win this match!

Let me see if I'm hearing this right; I mean maybe my ears are still ringing from those cheap shots I received on Impact.

Cyren -- Clearing your schedule for me? Does that include clearing your schedule of the match you're already involved in with me? Remember how you and your friends tried to gang rape me on Saturday? Remember how your mental midget of a "leader" booked a big fucking match for the main event?

Try surviving that first -- ask for a me 1 on 1 second!

No, no, no, big hoss.

You've confused yourself.

That pandomonium we're going through, that's an appetizer.

I wanna know what time dinner is.

I want Cyren vs. Sid, Saturday after Next.

Also, my ' friends' in the Black Circle will finish the job shortly.

We are going to gang rape you and shove a donkey's dick deep inside your bowels.

(01-14-2013, 04:10 PM)Cyren Said: Also, my ' friends' in the Black Circle will finish the job shortly.

We are going to gang rape you and shove a donkey's dick deep inside your bowels.

...

(01-14-2013, 04:12 PM)3 x Better Sid Feder Said:

(01-14-2013, 04:10 PM)Cyren Said: Also, my ' friends' in the Black Circle will finish the job shortly.

We are going to gang rape you and shove a donkey's dick deep inside your bowels.

...

Yeah I think the amount of things wrong with that sentence speaks for itself.

(01-14-2013, 04:12 PM)3 x Better Sid Feder Said:

(01-14-2013, 04:10 PM)Cyren Said: Also, my ' friends' in the Black Circle will finish the job shortly.

We are going to gang rape you and shove a donkey's dick deep inside your bowels.

...

We found a way to shut up Sid Feder.

It's a Good!

I'll be the first to admit as soon as the conversation turns that direction I stop wasting my breath. I know when to let a man beat himself and it sounds like you're probably just the type to do that willingly.

(01-14-2013, 04:30 PM)3 x Better Sid Feder Said: I'll be the first to admit as soon as the conversation turns that direction I stop wasting my breath. I know when to let a man beat himself and it sounds like you're probably just the type to do that willingly.

I beat myself at the prospect of you being forcefully raped by Greggo with a stolen goat corpse penis.

Stolen? Why did it need to be stolen? Clearly the corpse ain't going to miss it so who-

You know what? I don't even want to know.

There will be nothing left of him after madness ;)

SUCK... MY... DICK!

3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion

Well, this is how it happens...

Say if you die, you'd probably like to carry your penis with you alongside the bulk of your remains.

I mean... who wants to be buried without a dick?

Cyren, in case you have forgot... This Saturday night.... Sid Feder isn't coming alone...

The only thing 'better' then a Living Legend?

A dead one...