A camera is turned on, and it shows no one in front of it.
Suddenly a clearing of a throat is heard and then a voice is heard which is famous within the Wrestling Industry.

"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, members of the Xtreme Wrestling Federation Universe and those on the XWF roster, my name is.................. PAUL HEYMAN."

Paul Heyman steps in front of the camera.


"Usually I would say that I am the advocate for the beast incarnate, Brock Lesnar, or even the best in the world today, CM Punk. But they are not going to be joining the XWF (yet)."

"I was approached by the group that I'm about to introduce to act as their mouth pieces so to speak even though they all can speak well for themselves. I only agreed to manage them if they listened to me because they know I can get them far in a place like the XWF. Yes I will let them speak but not as much as it'll jeopardise their futures. So they all agreed."

"I will be the one to book them on shows like Wednesday Night Warfare, Saturday Night Savage, or a Pay Per View or even a shot on Anarchy. Whether it be as individuals, as a tag team or even as a trio, these guys aren't here to make up the numbers, they are here to make a statement, and to make a name for themselves."

"Here's a spoiler alert....... THEY ALL HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO SHAKE XWF UP. With me in charge, I will make sure that is what will happen. If you aren't afraid those on the XWF roster you all very well should be."

"So it's now time to introduce the members of AGK. Or Awesome-Glororius-K as thats what their uniqueness is all about. Firstly let me introduce the first member. He is a returning member, he tried to make a go of it himself but alas he failed. But with me managing him he will be more successful. So let me introduce the awesome one."

Paul stepped to the side and then all was heard was

AWESOME

Before 'I came to play' hit the airwaves, and scenes of the Miz started.


Miz could be seen coming from behind a screen and posing. He then walked up to Paul and shook his hand. The music stopped.


He looked at the camera.

"Hello XWF, remember me. I'm sure you thought you all saw the last of me when I didn't come back after Christmas. I knew that in order to make it successfully here in the XWF then I needed help. So long story short here I am as part of AGK and with the great Paul Heyman as our Manager, things will be AWESOME on my second go around. For all those who forgot about me, I am the Miz, and I am AWESOME."

The Miz smiles and walks behind Paul.


"The Miz is returning, and he will be even more better for his first run but it will be me who will make sure he is the best."

"Now lets get to the second member of team AGK. He considers himself to be Glorious."

Paul stepped to the side with The Miz and all could be heard was:

GLORIOUS

'Glorious Domination' started playing and scenes of Bobby Roode were shown.


Bobby Roode appeared from behind a screen and walked to the camera.


He shook Paul's hand and gave the Miz a high five. He then looked at the camera.

"Oh how glorious it is to be here and to be a part of a team that is here to clean up a place like the XWF which looks like a rabble."

"When I was approached to join the team and to come here I jumped at the chance. When Miz told me how rude you've all been to him the first time around, I thought what it would be like to rub your noses in the ground when we are successful. It's going to be GLORIOUS."

Bobby starts laughing as he joins the Miz behind Paul.


"As you can all see I have a formidible team. But they are even stronger with this final member. He's not as Awesome or as Glorious but he has his own uniqueness that helps him being on this team. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, introducing the final member of team AGK......."

Paul stepped to the side with The Miz and Bobby. All that was heard was:

KENNEDY

The music of Mr Kennedy started playing and scenes were shown. Mr Kennedy walked from behind a screen and walked over to Paul and gave him a handshake, before high fiving both The Miz and Bobby Roode. He then walked in front of the camera.



"Well here I am, joining the Miz and Bobby Roode in turning this place upside down and inside out. You bastards don't know what will hit you. Yet AGK will know exactly what we are doing. In case any of yoy don't know who I am, my name is 'MISTER KENNEDY.......... KENNEDY."

Mr Kennedy walks behind Paul who walks back in front of yhe camera.


"So as you can see that is team AGK. They are here to shake things up and it'll start very soon you have my word on that. But until then have a great day."

Paul smiles as does the Miz, Bobby Roode and Mr. Kennedy. The camera is soon turned off.

ive been trying to be nice but what the fuck

G-rated XWF megastar.

I’m not one for using this word so I’ll PC it up

Are you fucking Handicapped?

I guess WWE missed some pay periods. I can't wait to see you guys try to shake things up in some half assed attempt for a week, lose, and then never be heard from again.

It should be fun!

September 2013 and May 2019 Star of the Month
1x Hart Champion
1x Television Champion
1x Xtreme Champion

That's it, I'm putting in a call to former XWF star Brock Lesnar... BOTH of him!

Hey XWF should hire more and MORE ex-WWE/Impact/Real World type of people here, it will SURE PUT BUTTS IN SEATS!..

Nah, good luck AGK you're going to need it here.

"Spoiler alert. That's what I'm talking about. The XWF Roster being so jealous of the new arrivals that all they do is make belittling comments. That mean they are if not scared, but worried about what AGK can do here. They have what it takes to be shown up."

Yo Tony, speaking of losing, do you know how many stomach hairs I lost trying to pull that gum off today?!

I for one welcome this invasion of sports entertainment also-rans, who will in no way make our home grown talent look.....(wait for it).....

.......AWESOME!!!......

by comparison.

It was quite the sticky situation

"Fucking Gross."


"Never will I unsee that."

You're welcome!

Snore.

Zzzzzzzzzzzz

NOW BE MY BITCH ASS HOLE!!!!!!!!!!

"This is cancer, cunts and not like a threatening cancer. Like skin cancer. It's just fucking shit."

Holder of the most wins in the XWF (Mostly house shows)

Holder of the most draws in XWF (All on Anarchy)

Winner of Sickest Cunt of the Year 2020

Winner of Greatest Wrestler who ever lived 2022

Holder of the world's rarest pog collection (Valued at $200)

Owner of Ned Kaye's cat that Ned named Deepthroat for some weird reason

Voted most feared man by Centurion (Twice!)

I want the old Paul Heyman back. Totally let down right now. :(

Don't worry guys! Hard at work on my War Games RPs and definitely NOT ignoring Vinnie when he tells me not to post anything else!