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Dozens of fans concerned over Sarah Lacklan's lack of website browsing?
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"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Offline
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#1
08-07-2020, 07:04 PM

Greggo looks annoyed. Yes he's in the middle of something having to do with a SHIT talking title but he takes a break and pauses that scene right quick. Wow.

"Mmmmm, hi everybody. Just a quick public service announcement to you dorks that think my client Sarah hasn't been staring at the XWF site front page. Here's the thing you nerdy puberty victims don't get: She went invisible because you people don't deserve to see when she's online!"

"We want you to try harder. I told her to go invisible because it would be super effective in combo with how we keep saying EYES on HER. We want you guys to work for it. We want you looking for her on shows. We want you recording and playing her in ring promos back. We don't want you to just be able to go onto the site and instantly see her. Screw you. Work for it- EYE ON HER."

"If yer smart like Shane who told me a secret a loooooong time ago, you can still tell when she's online. Wink wink. Anyone else figure it out yet? Anyone have uh brain like meee? Think outside the box, oh wait, yer all too stupid."


#EyesOnHer #ButWorkForIt #IfYerSmartUCanStillSeeHer

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#2
08-07-2020, 07:50 PM

"Quick update to those who are real super dooper concerned yes I can cumfirm my sexy client has been on the site more than once since this was mentioned earlier. You're safe, guys. She's still here. You just gotta work a lil harder to SEE her, because she's expensive and she is the best. Open yer eyez."

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#3
08-07-2020, 09:18 PM

"Psst hey guys she's on RIGHT NOW. I shit you not. Stop messaging me telling me she's in trouble or something. She's FINE you weirdos! Just calm down and learn to open your eyes and you'll SEE her too!"

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#4
08-07-2020, 10:19 PM

Is there a Spanish translation of this?
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"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Offline
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#5
08-07-2020, 10:35 PM

"Mmmmm MMMM! Tasteh request yum yum! I'm sooooper fluent in Spanish just like my client is totes 100% perfect percent fluent in every language imaginable!"

"See ha blah esss pan y'oll.? E tu taza du te calientes burrito princess. Unvisible' uno mah dee cone puta Ben Dayho. Bah Weep Gra Na Weep Ninny Bon."

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#6
08-07-2020, 10:39 PM

So, what you are saying is that your client is able to be seen without being seen! She must be some kind of god! Or superheroine! I am anxious to see the new and improved heights you are able to take her to! With you in her corner, she should be even more unstoppable than she already is! (because we both know she will never lose, even when she loses).
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#7
08-08-2020, 02:57 AM

(08-07-2020, 10:35 PM)GREGGO has a wet scrotum! Said: "Mmmmm MMMM! Tasteh request yum yum! I'm sooooper fluent in Spanish just like my client is totes 100% perfect percent fluent in every language imaginable!"

"See ha blah esss pan y'oll.? E tu taza du te calientes burrito princess. Unvisible' uno mah dee cone puta Ben Dayho. Bah Weep Gra Na Weep Ninny Bon."

Ooh, ooh, now do German!

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#8
08-08-2020, 10:21 AM

(08-08-2020, 02:57 AM)Madison Dyson Said: Ooh, ooh, now do German!

Greggo types something into his phone and takes a long time looking at it.............................

He clears his throat.... and begins..........

"Meine Kundin Sarah war gerade wieder online, aber ihre durstigen Fans sind nicht klug genug, um sie zu sehen. Hooded Man sagt, er könnte übrigens auch zurückkommen, lol omfg, kannst du dir vorstellen?"

Greggo blushes.

"Gurrrrrl I don't know no German. I typed into Google translate for that one. But its def true."

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