LH Harrison enters the sacred temple of Dongitude. He bows before the god, Crimson Dong. He holds his gaze upon the floor in front of him.

LH: Oh Crimson Dong on most high. I would like to challenge you to a match at a venue of your choosing. I would be most gracious for the opportunity to step into the ring with you.

LH Harrison bows his head to the ground even lower awaiting his response.

"Behold my glory... I am the Crimson Dong"



"What knowledge dost though seek?"

That's a very nice Crimson Dong Mr. Dangerous, but I want the real authentic thing. I mean you know what's the most queer thing in the world?

Rapping.

Wanking.

Farming.

And most importantly Dat Puss.

Come at me bro!

aws hell. no. You won't come to me that miserable way about you. I don't even can't to know what you have been thinking. I am the Crimson Dogma and the prowess of my donga shan't be accosted quizzically by lay down fruits.
I rap
i wank
anD I FARM
qyeer eye for teh straight and narrow eh Bristol lol? I Pete your ass and make it so you have to watch me take dat puss from the sexy must girl in the room. Burn tard!!!!

I tried the honorable way to invite you to a match, and you didn't respond! So I had to tell it like it is and tell you how your way of life is straight up queer, yo!