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Franklin Fresh · **05-06-2013, 03:09 AM**

FRANKLIN FRESH CAPTURES GOLD!

Last night one of the newest additions to the XWF roster defeated Chris Macbeth for the XWF 24/7 FTW UFO E1999 Championship. Franklin Fresh got into an altercation with the former champion and a fight between them broke out. It is reported that Fresh won the belt by performing his signature move onto the concrete backstage. The new champion is said to be "over the moon" having won a title mere days after signing a contract with the company.

Chris Macbeth has not been reached for comment

~~Mister Mystery 17 31707 1~~ · **05-07-2013, 10:25 AM**

I was going to try and pin him for the title but I couldn't bring myself to strike him. How can you not be happy for his quick success?

**05-07-2013, 10:55 AM**

Because you're Mister Mystery, DAMMIT! You eat happiness!

John Samuels · **05-07-2013, 11:49 AM**

(05-07-2013, 11:13 AM)Mr. Satellite Said:
(05-07-2013, 10:55 AM)Paul Heyman Said: Because you're Mister Mystery, DAMMIT! You eat happiness!

Correction. He used to 'eat happiness'.....thriving to encourage others happiness is his lifestyle now. Why? Clearly it's because he's gone soft, or just really likes Franklin Fresh.

I killed what was left of Mystery at Gauntlet City. Same could very well happen to you this Monday, Satellite.

Steve "KingSlayer" Davids · **05-07-2013, 12:14 PM**

(05-07-2013, 11:49 AM)The Senator Said:
(05-07-2013, 11:13 AM)Mr. Satellite Said:
(05-07-2013, 10:55 AM)Paul Heyman Said: Because you're Mister Mystery, DAMMIT! You eat happiness!

Correction. He used to 'eat happiness'.....thriving to encourage others happiness is his lifestyle now. Why? Clearly it's because he's gone soft, or just really likes Franklin Fresh.

I killed what was left of Mystery at Gauntlet City. Same could very well happen to you this Monday, Satellite.

Oh please, Warfare's reputation is in my hands and although I do not care for this reputation I always like to prove a point. Bring your A game boys.

**05-07-2013, 12:48 PM**

Warfare could certainly do better.

Steve "KingSlayer" Davids · **05-07-2013, 01:47 PM**

(05-07-2013, 12:48 PM)Paul Heyman Said: Warfare could certainly do better.

I'm the hottest competitor on Warfare right now. Fact.

Sebastian Duke · **05-07-2013, 02:06 PM**

I'm the United States Champion. Fact.

I'd eat you alive. Also, fact.

Steve "KingSlayer" Davids · **05-07-2013, 02:21 PM**

(05-07-2013, 02:06 PM)Sebastian Duke Said: I'm the United States Champion. Fact.

I'd eat you alive. Also, fact.

Irrelevant to my point. Your time will come Duke, be patient.

Sebastian Duke · **05-07-2013, 02:25 PM**

Admittedly, patience is not my strongest asset.

HOWEVER, if I were you, I'd show a little respect.

It is I that determines whether you get a shot at my title or not.

It certainly won't be based on your ability - or lack thereof - on Wednesday night.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **05-07-2013, 03:07 PM**

im the tag and trios champ so I pwn u all :P

Sebastian Duke · **05-07-2013, 04:14 PM**

Peter, you're the lowest common denominator. Mister Mystery claims the highest common denominator.

If you need that translated, and I'm sure you do, it means you still suck and you're just riding Mystery's coattails.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **05-07-2013, 04:16 PM**

u may be the US CHAMP, but we still have unfinished business don't we?

Sebastian Duke · **05-07-2013, 04:18 PM**

In due time, Peter. We'll get to that.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **05-07-2013, 04:28 PM**

we shall blow the roof off the place!

TheXtremist"Bryce" · **05-07-2013, 04:39 PM**

-.-

What's that my match with Gilmour drove 4.5 stars, the reason it isn't five stars is because after the flaming table crash Gilmour was a pussy and left, we could've done a lot more.

Now what's about a match that is going to BLOW the roof off the place, first off if roofs could have orgasms, NOBODY would pay to see Gilmour and Duke BLOW a roof, except mmaybe Dan Fierce

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **05-07-2013, 05:13 PM**

when people see a match with you, they skim over it to the end to see who beat you ;)

oh its true

Sebastian Duke · **05-07-2013, 05:28 PM**

*cough*cough*STAY IN CHARACTER*cough*cough*

You mean people reading results on dirt sheets, right? Right? Riiiiiiiggghhhttt?

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **05-07-2013, 05:31 PM**

um yeah right... *nyyk nyuk*

Unknown Soldier · **05-07-2013, 08:55 PM**

(05-07-2013, 11:49 AM)The Senator Said:
(05-07-2013, 11:13 AM)Mr. Satellite Said:
(05-07-2013, 10:55 AM)Paul Heyman Said: Because you're Mister Mystery, DAMMIT! You eat happiness!

Correction. He used to 'eat happiness'.....thriving to encourage others happiness is his lifestyle now. Why? Clearly it's because he's gone soft, or just really likes Franklin Fresh.

I killed what was left of Mystery at Gauntlet City. Same could very well happen to you this Monday, Satellite.

The ref has a hard time watching this but he has no choice because he has to check for the submission. Soldier keeps wagging his tongue and flicking it as John's blood pours from his nose like a faucet right on Soldier's face and into his mouth.

Soldier: Don't give up! Don't give up!!!

Samuels fights with all he's got, reaching out for anything he can grab but the ropes are too far on either side. Soldier begins gargling and wagging his tongue faster as John's blood bubbles up out of Soldier's throat and even splashes up into the ref's face!

Unknown Soldier: "Yeah, I remember that match too."

Steve "KingSlayer" Davids · **05-08-2013, 01:51 AM**

(05-07-2013, 02:25 PM)Sebastian Duke Said: Admittedly, patience is not my strongest asset.

HOWEVER, if I were you, I'd show a little respect.

It is I that determines whether you get a shot at my title or not.

It certainly won't be based on your ability - or lack thereof - on Wednesday night.

I have more than proven myself in recent weeks my friend.

I do respect you. However, a time must come when a champions reign must die. Unfortunately that could be in your near future.

Sebastian Duke · **05-08-2013, 07:07 AM**

Never bet on possibilities, son. Always wait for a sure thing.

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