The camera turns on and we see the normal set but Mr. Radio is no where to be found. Where could he be? What's this? It's Cassandra Avelon!

Hello and welcome everyone! Radio is out getting ready for his big match and he has asked me to take over his talk show for today!

Male Audience: YEEAAAHH!!!!!!

Female Audience: BOOOOO!!!!!

Ha ha thanks. Radio gave me a script to read from because I don't know anything about this X... WF? I don't think I was suppose to say that but oh well. Shall we begin?

YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!

Sheesh, you either really don't like Michael or you're all just really excited to see a woman on this show.

YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!

Anyways... ahem, Theo Pryce is a little bitch. Oops that was just a side note he wrote. Ok lets read the actual script now. This upcoming Madness is a special edition being run by Neonero and I... He has put Radio in the Co- main event against Theo Pryce who is currently the King of XWF. If I win it will be considered a huge upset even though it wouldn't be too surprising since I am the best in the multi verse but some may not think so. Some may say that I am a Knock off of Supernova...Wait, Mr. Supernova is in XWF?! Heard a lot about him through out the galaxy. What's so special about this wrestling stuff that people from all over are joining it? Where was I? Ah, yes Some may say that I am a knock off of Supernova. There are SEVERAL reasons why I am not. 1. I don't bang dudes. 2. I wouldn't dare change my appearance because I'm one sexy motherfucker. 3. I don't ride others coat tails ahem, Black circle. They may not exactly be a full stable anymore but that shit is practically broken. And 4. I hate Everyone meaning I would never ever align myself with someone here unless necessary. I could go on but those are just few things on why we are not similar at all in any way.

Well... He sounds irritated for some reason. But anyways... I brought Supernova up because he is aligned with Theo Pryce currently and honestly I think they fit pretty well together. One likes to fuck my ex-wife and the other is fucking her brother... That's pretty gross. How does that even...Oh by the maker. I'm gonna skip these next few lines because they are a bit much for me to read. Even IF Theo pulls out a win against me I will be the ultimate winner because I will show him up in every way. He may know what he's doing but I have the strength, the agility, and the brains and he has maybe one of those. Try and guess which of them he has. It really isn't that hard telling that he's scrawny, sits behind a desk, so take a wild guess. For those of you morons out there, He has brains and his brain is still nowhere near my level of intelligence. People like to challenge me however. Others may say that I am not smart but they are just honestly jealous that I have what they all I want. I'm the most perfect being on this pathetic planet. When was Radio this mean? I like this planet. It smells weird sometimes and the people are strange but its not all bad. I wouldn't call it pathetic.


Radio's stu-pid! *clap clap clap clap clap* Radio's stu-pid! *clap clap clap clap clap*

Oh C'mon everyone don't be so hateful! He just makes poor choices. back to the script now. Oh, and I'm shocked that Theo hasn't brought up the Radio jokes. "Ha Ha my last names Radio so lets call him a Radio! that's pure genius NO ONE would have thought of that." On the other only the truly stupid use the Radio jokes because they're childish and honestly stupid. Since we're on the topic of stupid there's that Morbid Angel guy who has been apparently talking shit about me. He made Radio jokes, Pokémon jokes, chink eyes jokes. He made the most childish jokes I have ever heard in my entire life and I have been alive for a long time. And What the fucks a Pokémon? C'mon Radio I even know what a Pokémon is. I've rid an Arcanine into battle. Side tracked, sorry. Ahem, and supposedly I have lost to Morbid Angel? when? I don't recall ever being in a singles match against you. I would love to punch his disgusting goatee right off his face but then again I would have to probably fight that too and listen to more of his stupid promos that sound like they were written by a 13 year old boy. Really can someone send me a Morbid Angel promo to be via Twitter? My account name is @CassieAvelon. Oh, sorry I keep doing that!

Cassandra! What the hell are you doing?!

You told me to do your talk show for you didn't you?

NO! I said I want you to attend! By the Maker! You already did the show so I guess it's over!

Oops, oh well I had fun.

Go wait backstage dammit. I want to tell the camera something real quick while it's still on.

I got right up to the camera.

Hey Management, Hi. Hope you had a great day! I know I am! Next time you want to penalize me for being late I hope you have some type of Kevlar on because I will shoot a couple right into all of you. Yes, I'm off script right now but I don't give a damn. You wanna fucking screw me over?! Security began trying to pull me away. Fuck you and your Rules! Let me go! I thought this was America? I have my rights! Management is a piece of shit! Go shove your 14 minutes up your asses!