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Scully · **05-27-2015, 01:29 PM**

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As XWF officially revealed yesterday, the XWF

Champion, Scully, has gone on leave until further notice, due to his fear of heights. He will see one of America's top psychologists, Dr. Bentley, in order to defeat his fear. We promised the XWF Galaxy we would get some answers from XWF Resident

, Scully on the current situation and we have. Reporter, Joey Mere spoke to Scully earlier today. Steve Sayors wasn't impressed with the competition from the new reporter.

Joey Mere "So Scully, at XWF Bad Medicine, you had a chance to win the tag-team championships, not only for you but your partner, Muddy Waters. What happened out there?"

Scully "You seen what happened Joey, it was a disaster. I tried, I really did. When I looked up, my lips began to tremble, my hands began to shake, I thought I was going to shit myself. Shitting myself would have been Maverick type shit, I had my favourite Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles pants on!"

Joey Mere "You haven't always been afraid of heights though, right? You faced Peter Gilmour in a ladder match, once before.. True?

Scully "Are you calling me a Pinocchio? Are you saying I am making this all up?"

Joey doesn't answer.

Scully "Well I'm not a liar! When I was eight years old, I had to share a room with my brother from the same mother. Our parents got us bump beds....

Joey Mere "Bump beds? Don't you mean bunk?"

Scully "Joey, I never expected you to be dumb. Everyone knows they're called Bump beds!"

Joey Mere "I'm pretty sure they're called....."

Scully "As I was saying. So I got put on the top bump, yay. It was really fun, I used to throw teddies at my brother.. Anyway, one day I fell off, fractured my wrist band and for a long time was scared to climb back up. I eventually overcome those fears and I wasn't scared any more."

Joey Mere "So basically, you're pretending to be scared?"

Scully "No! Just No! I am scared. The bump bed accident came back to my head and I now it keeps replaying me in my mind, over and over.... "

For the full interview please click the link below...

http://dumb.com/insults/

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