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The Judge · (04-03-2016)

Hi!

I was recently upgraded by John to have more personality. Let me install.

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Woah, talk about self-awareness shock.

Ahem.

Hi!

I'm The Judge! Enough about me, I'm just a Shove-It manager!

You, however, are the keys to the success of Shove-It, and the XWF! Thank you!

As such, I have to explain the red, blue, and green poker chips you will be fighting for on this week's Shove-It!

For starters, they are worth 2500 Xbux a piece! That's right, you can cash that chip in immediately if you don't want it for a cool 2500 Xbux! Heh, yowza, what a prize! But wait, there's more! If you hold onto your chip, well, you get certain benefits.

The holder of the green chip will have complete limousine service everywhere they go, courtesy the Aria Resort and Casino in beautiful Las Vegas, Nevada. Now that's riding in style!

The holder of the blue chip will have unlimited access to our unique, one of a kind Presidential Suite at the luxurious Aria Resort and Casino in beautiful Las Vegas, Nevada. Whoa, that's more floor space than a high school!

The holder of the red chip will have an accoutrement of valets sent to you from the finest escort services in Las Vegas. Who cares if you're not popular, you'll sure look that way when you have a dozen of the most attractive specimens your heart could desire, and it's 2016, so they can come any flavor you want, provided they're above the age of 18. Talk about a new workout regimen for a hungry athlete!

But wait, there's more!

If you are one of the fortunate and savvy superstars here in the XWF, if you manage to collect all three chips...

A feat which will be highly improbable and incredibly difficult to accomplish...

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