Last night, sometime backstage..


"That Ann Thraxx and Punk match was for a title shot, Bah Gawd!" -Jim Ross

"I wonder when Punk will use it.. Or how shocker will feel..." Paul Heyman looked away.

Another easy win!? Thanks Paul!

1X - GOAT.

For now Senator you must enjoy a moment like this because soon I will be back for you.

Whenever you feel like taking another 3-second nap.

1X - GOAT.

(05-27-2013, 01:49 PM)The Senator Said: Another easy win!? Thanks Paul!

I don't know, he wouldn't want to jeopardize our business relationship..

Would you Paul-E boy?

I make the best decisions I can as to not allow Madness to fall in the red. I take my white pen and I try to book the best matches I can. Then I post them to this black and blue website.

While title shots are being given out to CM Punk you team me up with a nobody to face two nobodies. I agree, Heyman is protecting the Champion! Why are morons being lined up for mainevents whilst your VIPs sit on the sidelines!

Simmer down, class. It's time for History.

Today's subject: Failed title shots.

Nightmare: You probably can't remember much, probably because I dropped you on that hydrocephalic head of yours pretty hard last night, but I just took everything that you had and swept you off to irrelevancy. Have fun trading quarters for children's lost teeth, loser.

Vyper: You let Crimson Cobra win the tag titles. Really? Think of Cobra as a Kleenex, because I did the wrestling equivalent of shooting a nice, big load of your mom's favorite snack into him, wadded him up, and threw him away. And he still beat you. You don't deserve a title shot.

Punk: Last, and almost assuredly least, there's you. When you could be bothered to remove your grimy little mouth away from Ann Thraxx's blue waffle long enough to get into the ring you failed to capture the X-Treme title- a title that was held by John Madison's personal bidet, Luca Arzegotti. You're not in my league, junior.

Frankly, you should all hang your head in shame. Not a single one of you has the right to think you belong in the same ring as me.

1X - GOAT.

Zayne Vyper, last I recall, you are a member of the Warfare roster. Why would I give you a shot at a title that belongs on MY show?

I actually agree with vyper on this one. I mean who the hell is Joe Tuesday!? I'm too damn good to fight this guy.

Alex Shawn saying he's too damn good? Does he need another less from the snake?

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I'd like to see you try and beat me again! I guarantee you can't do it twice.

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Nice joke crimson. I'm terrorfied of your saliva!

terrified*

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(05-27-2013, 06:09 PM)Crimson Cobra Said: terrified*

Need me to slap you down again, boy?

1X - GOAT.

Fuck you cobra*

(05-27-2013, 06:18 PM)The Senator Said: Need me to slap you down again, boy?

(05-27-2013, 06:36 PM)Alex Shawn Said: Fuck you cobra*

I'm just as terrified of your record as you are my spit.

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You all sound like no bodys to me how about you let a real man take the title (lets say me) because you all sound like you got nothing.

(05-28-2013, 03:44 AM)Jack Killborn Said: You all sound like no bodys to me how about you let a real man take the title (lets say me) because you all sound like you got nothing.

A real man already has the title. Who the hell are you, anyway?

1X - GOAT.

So who thinks their cock is bigger here, cause it seems like most of you are waving around a dildo. Besides, only one of you had the parts to back up their big talk...

Quote:Jack Killborn Wrote:
You all sound like no bodys to me how about you let a real man take the title (lets say me) because you all sound like you got nothing.

Who in the blue hell are you?!

(05-28-2013, 06:20 AM)Shocker Said: So who thinks their cock is bigger here, cause it seems like most of you are waving around a dildo. Besides, only one of you had the parts to back up their big talk...

Shocker,
At least we need where your cock is, firmly rammed up The Senator's big ol' American behind. All your missing now is Paul Heyman, and you could have your own little 'Senator Fan Club.'

If I had been given a title shot for a singles championship, I would of gladly taken the invitation however I was robbed because of the lack of skill from my partner, that delinquent Bryce. I've still never been pinned and it might say I lost that match but I think you'll find that was Bryce and the two reigning champions that took what was rightfully mine. The gold.

The Senator is only looking for excuses as to why I don't deserve a title shot because he fears me. He fears the fact that I am going to be the one to take his championship and take it wherever the hell I want.

As much as I like and respect your obvious talents, Zayne, you are not a part of the Madness roster therefore you can not challenge for the European title. I admire your desire to compete on my show though.

(05-28-2013, 09:08 AM)Paul Heyman Said: As much as I like and respect your obvious talents, Zayne, you are not a part of the Madness roster therefore you can not challenge for the European title. I admire your desire to compete on my show though.

[/color]Can I not be included on both rosters? After all, if you see the talent I have then you should surely want me on your show unless you are infact protecting the champ.

(05-28-2013, 06:20 AM)Shocker Said: So who thinks their cock is bigger here, cause it seems like most of you are waving around a dildo. Besides, only one of you had the parts to back up their big talk...

Look at Mr. Big Boy here, acting like he's the shit cause he won a title that everyone in the world can challenge for. Hell, I think that useless sack of shit that was Ann Thraxx had it! No? Well, that title has been around more than she has, and that's saying something.

I failed to capture a title from a man I respect, a true champion who has improved incredibly over the past month- Luca- and I'm not ashamed of this fact. At least he's not a mouthy redneck who can only find call out their opponents based on their past and not on their present. What are you doing right now that's so great, Senator? Besides holding onto my future title?

Vyper, go back to the kiddie league. You don't want to compete with us, because quite frankly, once the grown-ups officially start talking, your tail will be so far up your ass your legs won't be able to function long enough for you to run away, junior. (I can say Junior too, Senator. We can all pretend to be Jericho)

And however you won the tag titles, I have no clue Cobra. Whether it be a fluke or everyone feeling sorry for you, but Gilmour and Mystery obviously are going to retain in their rematch. And if they don't, well, I guess Ann Thraxx will be coming for you with who ever she chooses...cause she did beat you and Shocker, which is fucking pathetic considering what a waste of space she is.

Mid-Carders and their Dreams. Cute.

Senator, you keep that title nice and shiny for me, I'll be by to show you a nice close up view of it when I smash it in your face soon.

(05-28-2013, 11:24 AM)CM Punk Said: And however you won the tag titles, I have no clue Cobra. Whether it be a fluke or everyone feeling sorry for you, but Gilmour and Mystery obviously are going to retain in their rematch. And if they don't, well, I guess Ann Thraxx will be coming for you with who ever she chooses...cause she did beat you and Shocker, which is fucking pathetic considering what a waste of space she is.

Look Punk I knew you were stupid and all but I didn't know you were a complete fucking moron. If you do look back at the tapes, which you will have to do since you were knocked out at the time, you will find that I slammed your hand to the mat three times and TOOK the win that you were planning on giving to Ann. So no neither I nor shocker lost to the "waste of space" instead her and Shocker both lost to one half of the tag team champions.

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Like I said...waving around those little cocks seems to be your bag guys. Let me say this...before you think you can beat Senator. ..you might want to make sure you can back up your crap. Wins and losses mean one thing, but gold mean everything. I'm done with playing your little bedroom games. I'm going for gold and whoever desides to try and stop me...will meet a Shocking Effect!

This is interesting. Now that you two have moved past the Madness/Eurotrash title scene, perhaps we could look into setting up something that people will care about. Maybe a tag team match for the Tag Team Titles on Wednesday Warfare?

I feel as though a match of this caliber could sell more tickets than Senator/Punk II. Now hold on, don't take that as me disrespecting CM Punk. I respect Punk's abilities, but right now there's something holding him back from reaching his full potential. That something is Paul Heyman and Monday Madness.

Yes, CM Punk defeated Ann Thraxx, but who hasn't? Is that the best Paul Heyman can do for you, Phil? CM Punk, do you honestly believe that was a high profile match that you put on at High Stakes? Please, Phil, save yourself the embarrassment and don't try to say that it was. You can do better than that. Ann Thraxx is just cannon fodder for the Monday night crew-- you know this. She knows this. The locker room knows it and they're laughing at you.

You need a match that means something, and I can get that for you. Why would I do such a thing? Well, I guess that I like the idea of me being able to groom Paul Heyman's own talent. Perhaps it's an ego thing.

If you're going to challenge The Senator, you need a win that means something. That way when you stand toe-to-toe with the third best wrestler in the company, you can say with confidence that you're better than the competition. I bet Paul E. never laid that piece of advice on you, did he? He really does just let you walk around looking foolish, doesn't he?

You need a real victory, Punk.

Senator has beaten Mister Mystery and you haven't.

I can get you a match against the guys Mystery lost to and eventually a match against Mystery. (since he and and Gilmour have a guaranteed title shot)

That's what you need CM Punk. You need a win that means something, and Paul Heyman isn't capable of getting you there. The man has just lost it; he doesn't know how to build stars anymore. He'll send you up to the peak to get picked apart by the eagle and then send you all the way down to the bottom to feed on minnows like Ann Thraxx. He thinks that this will boost your career, but it doesn't. Do you honestly feel like a champion, CM Punk? Don't lie to me. We both know you feel worthless and that calling out The Senator is just you going through the motions all over again.

Let me offer you a better deal.

CM Punk, I invite you and a partner of your choosing to Wednesday Warfare in order to obtain the REAL victory that you so desperately need right now.

Knightmask and Crimson Cobra vs. CM Punk and ???

Yes, Peter Gilmour and Mister Mystery do have a rematch written into their tag team contract. However, they have not yet set a date. So in the meantime, why don't we see if these "fluke victory" remarks hold any merit.

This way in a matter of weeks you could possibly have victories over: Knightmask, Crimson Cobra, Peter Gilmour, and Mister Mystery.

When you're ready to get serious, you just give me a call.

Why would anyone go to Bore-fare and wallow away in mediocrity when they could come to Madness and have legitimate chances at championship gold? That last champion had the gold for what? 7 weeks? He had maybe 3 title defenses during that span. Who did he defend against? Crane who? Bryce and his puppets? A one-armed freak of nature? The same one-armed freak of nature that couldn't get the job done against my champion a couple of weeks ago.

Seems to me, Madness is where the real competition is.

Speaking of title runs, Paul, I think a little celebration should be in order to get things rolling at Madness. Just a little shindig to celebrate the fact that as of that Monday, I will be the longest reigning European champion in the history of the XWF. (OOC: I think?)

Whaddya say, dear friend?

1X - GOAT.

OOC: Tuesday, actually. Monday is day 49. So if you're still champ on Tuesday, you'd be the longest reigning champ that I'm aware of.

Let's get through this week, Senator. Next week, let the champagne flow.

Let me get back to you on that tag opportunity. I'm most definitely interested.