Noah Jackson
Very Serious Wrestler
XWF FanBase: Hardly anyone to be honest (booed by most fans; hurts people even when not supposed to; often angry and shitty)
XWF Roster Page
Joined: Wed Mar 27 2019
Posts: 370
137,821
Likes Given: 483
Likes Received: 635 in 223 posts
Hates Given: 41
Hates Received: 7 in 7 posts
Hates Given: 41
Hates Received: 7 in 7 posts
Reputation:
41
X-Bux: ✘50,000
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11-14-2019, 08:17 AM
"Is the tag tourney bracket in there?"
Holder of the most wins in the XWF (Mostly house shows)
Holder of the most draws in XWF (All on Anarchy)
Winner of Sickest Cunt of the Year 2020
Winner of Greatest Wrestler who ever lived 2022
Holder of the world's rarest pog collection (Valued at $200)
Owner of Ned Kaye's cat that Ned named Deepthroat for some weird reason
Voted most feared man by Centurion (Twice!)
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Noah Jackson
Very Serious Wrestler
XWF FanBase: Hardly anyone to be honest (booed by most fans; hurts people even when not supposed to; often angry and shitty)
XWF Roster Page
Joined: Wed Mar 27 2019
Posts: 370
137,821
Likes Given: 483
Likes Received: 635 in 223 posts
Hates Given: 41
Hates Received: 7 in 7 posts
Hates Given: 41
Hates Received: 7 in 7 posts
Reputation:
41
X-Bux: ✘50,000
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11-14-2019, 10:12 AM
(11-14-2019, 08:31 AM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: "Heard you guys' episode of InfoWars. It was terrible."
"I'll have you know I did a TED talk, cunt."
Holder of the most wins in the XWF (Mostly house shows)
Holder of the most draws in XWF (All on Anarchy)
Winner of Sickest Cunt of the Year 2020
Winner of Greatest Wrestler who ever lived 2022
Holder of the world's rarest pog collection (Valued at $200)
Owner of Ned Kaye's cat that Ned named Deepthroat for some weird reason
Voted most feared man by Centurion (Twice!)
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B.O.B. D
Registered but either hasn't added self to a roster yet or doesn't RP
XWF FanBase: Mixed (loved by some; hated by some; dips between clean/dirty)
(Where is my roster page?)
Joined: Tue Mar 19 2019
Posts: 445
347,194
Likes Given: 514
Likes Received: 647 in 274 posts
Hates Given: 22
Hates Received: 28 in 24 posts
Hates Given: 22
Hates Received: 28 in 24 posts
Reputation:
35
X-Bux: ✘50,000
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11-14-2019, 12:00 PM
"You got a Uni Title shot in there?"
June 2019 XWF Superstar of the Month
2019 Relentless Fishing Contest Winner
1x XWF World Heavyweight Champion
1x bWo World Heavyweight Champion [despite what Miss Furry or James J. Dildo says]
1x NWF World Heavyweight Champion
2x XWF Xtreme Champion [current]
2x XWF TV Champion
1x XWF Internet Champion
1x NWF World Tag Team Champion (w/Slim)
1x NWF Xtreme Champion
1x NLCW Slamfest Champion
1x LCW Hardcore Champion
3x WWF X-Division Champion
1x WWF World Tag Team Champion (w/Seth Flash)
1x WWF Dark Champion
1x WWF TV Champion
1x EGW Fury Champion
3x XWF Federweight Champion
4x XWF Heavymetalweight Champion
1x 420* Cruiserweight Champion
2x CMW Hardcore Champion
1x XHW T.V. Champion
1x WXC Hardcore Champion
1x XPW U.S. Champion
1x WLFC Tag Team Champion w/Chance
1x WWC T.V. Champion
1x WWC European Champion
1x WWF 24/7Hardcore Champion
2x WLFC 24/7 Hardcore Champion
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Noah Jackson
Very Serious Wrestler
XWF FanBase: Hardly anyone to be honest (booed by most fans; hurts people even when not supposed to; often angry and shitty)
XWF Roster Page
Joined: Wed Mar 27 2019
Posts: 370
137,821
Likes Given: 483
Likes Received: 635 in 223 posts
Hates Given: 41
Hates Received: 7 in 7 posts
Hates Given: 41
Hates Received: 7 in 7 posts
Reputation:
41
X-Bux: ✘50,000
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11-14-2019, 12:07 PM
(11-14-2019, 12:00 PM)BigD Said: "You got a Uni Title shot in there?"
"What's wrong, cunt? Can't afford one?"
Holder of the most wins in the XWF (Mostly house shows)
Holder of the most draws in XWF (All on Anarchy)
Winner of Sickest Cunt of the Year 2020
Winner of Greatest Wrestler who ever lived 2022
Holder of the world's rarest pog collection (Valued at $200)
Owner of Ned Kaye's cat that Ned named Deepthroat for some weird reason
Voted most feared man by Centurion (Twice!)
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Jim "the Jim" Jimson
The man, the myth, the legend, the pin
XWF FanBase: Not Over (the perfect heel; hated even by the fans who usually cheer heels; pisses off internet fans too)
XWF Roster Page
Joined: Mon Aug 26 2019
Posts: 220
69,756
Likes Given: 258
Likes Received: 337 in 143 posts
Hates Given: 4
Hates Received: 9 in 9 posts
Hates Given: 4
Hates Received: 9 in 9 posts
Reputation:
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X-Bux: ✘50,000
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11-14-2019, 08:52 PM
Are the trio's titles in their?
7x Heavymetalweight champin
1x Federweight champion
XWF record
8-12
Universal record 13-24
The relatives of Jim Jimson
Jimmy Jimson
Jim Johnson
James Jimson
J. Jonah Jimson
Jimmy Jimmy
Jimbo Jimson
Jimbo Baggins
Jackenhoffer Jiminez
Jimmy Jimmerson
Jim Jimbo
James (Jim) J. Jimson
Jim Jimseruno
Jim Jackstiener
Jericho
Jimmy Jim
Jim of the Nine Eastern Stars of Terrafourn
Jim Jaghofferson
Jimbo
Jim "James 'Jim' Jimson" Jimson
Jimmy Jimbo Jimbob
Pinecone Jimson
Jimdick Jagoffboy
James Jimson
Jim Jimpin
John Jameson
Jim McJimbiongbong
Jim Jimjimjimjimjimjimjimjim
Jiminson
Jimothy
Big Daddy Meat Jimson
Tiny Daddy Meat Jimson
Jim Jopson
Jimbo Jimmy Jam
Jimbo Jimsmith (formerly a Doctor)
Jim Jimmy the Jim Jimmerson
Jim Jimpegmyassrawohbabyohbabyohbaby
Jimmy Jim Jimmer Jimbosen Jiminez the dolphin rapper
Jim Jim Jim Jimson Son Son
Jim Jon Un
Tangy Tangerine
Animal Jim
Jimbo Jimson Chang
Jimbo Jimson the Chang
Jimbo Jimson Jang
Hey
You wanna see my cool new banner
Well.....
Here it is
What... you don't like it
Well I tried my best you fucking piece of shit you don't have to make fun of it you little bitch
You thought something was down here huh. Well, you must be pretty dumb. Maybe you should go check-up in the text for the pins
During all Business Enquires please refer to Mr. Jimson as "Small Daddy Meat Jimson" to assure business professionalism.
oh wait
they got rid of the Heavymetalweight championship because appartenly they hate fun at XWF headquaters smh shaking my head rn
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Tommy Wish
Irrevent Dude
XWF FanBase: Drug addicts, rebels, weirdos (the villain you love to hate; has cult following; may deal drugs on side)
XWF Roster Page
Joined: Wed Feb 20 2013
Posts: 789
267,281
Likes Given: 111
Likes Received: 564 in 322 posts
Hates Given: 0
Hates Received: 26 in 28 posts
Hates Given: 0
Hates Received: 26 in 28 posts
Reputation:
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X-Bux: ✘50,000
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11-15-2019, 09:10 AM
Tommy hands Fuzz and Noah commemorative plates of the Sick Cuntzz that was hand made by a fan.
"Sorry cuntz but a fan told me to hand you these plates, maybe sell em on our non existant shop, and maybe you'll find those already established tag brackets."
He looks at Big D, and give him the non Soldier replica Uni title from the bag.
"Sorry D, you need to fight the man himself, but you can always remember that anything is possible with a replica you can keep in your crib."
Then he looks at Jimmy Jimson, digs in the bag and suddenly picks up a belt that resembles the trio title but with pinecones on the center plate.
"Jimmy, here you go... now go find you two other family members to celebrate. Maybe one day, you'll bring back a once celebrated divison that died and been abandoned."
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Prof. Bobby Bourbon
Active in XWF
XWF FanBase: The 'cool' kliq fans (booed by casual fans; opportunistic; often plays dirty while setting the trends)
XWF Roster Page
Joined: Thu May 28 2015
Posts: 1,534
765,715
Likes Given: 1,543
Likes Received: 2,570 in 869 posts
Hates Given: 37
Hates Received: 129 in 114 posts
Hates Given: 37
Hates Received: 129 in 114 posts
Reputation:
107
X-Bux: ✘109,500
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11-15-2019, 04:31 PM
Hey, Tommy! Long time no see!
Robbie smiles at Tommy. As he does, he hoists a large bag of his own and puts it neatly inside of Tommy's bag.
Here you go!
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Prof. Bobby Bourbon
Active in XWF
XWF FanBase: The 'cool' kliq fans (booed by casual fans; opportunistic; often plays dirty while setting the trends)
XWF Roster Page
Joined: Thu May 28 2015
Posts: 1,534
765,715
Likes Given: 1,543
Likes Received: 2,570 in 869 posts
Hates Given: 37
Hates Received: 129 in 114 posts
Hates Given: 37
Hates Received: 129 in 114 posts
Reputation:
107
X-Bux: ✘109,500
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11-15-2019, 05:09 PM
Robbie smiles at the gift.
Thank you!
Robbie opens the bottle and takes a whiff.
Phew, strong stuff!
Robbie takes the tiniest sip.
That is good stuff! It reminds me of the time...
Robbie falls over, passed out from the amount of alcohol he just consumed.
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"The Wolf of Afghanistan" Joshua Schuler
Oceanic Cowboy
XWF FanBase: Hardcore, psycho fans (cheered for breaking rules and bones; excessively violent; creative with weapons)
XWF Roster Page
Joined: Wed Mar 01 2017
Posts: 230
132,275
Likes Given: 663
Likes Received: 328 in 143 posts
Hates Given: 0
Hates Received: 14 in 12 posts
Hates Given: 0
Hates Received: 14 in 12 posts
Reputation:
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X-Bux: ✘50,000
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11-15-2019, 06:43 PM
Pig comes running in with a ambulance like siren and a needle full of adrenaline. Quickly, he thrusts the needle into Bourbon's chest and injects the adrenaline straight to Robbie's heart.
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The following 1 user Likes "The Wolf of Afghanistan" Joshua Schuler's post:1 user Likes "The Wolf of Afghanistan" Joshua Schuler's post
Prof. Bobby Bourbon (11-16-2019)
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Prof. Bobby Bourbon
Active in XWF
XWF FanBase: The 'cool' kliq fans (booed by casual fans; opportunistic; often plays dirty while setting the trends)
XWF Roster Page
Joined: Thu May 28 2015
Posts: 1,534
765,715
Likes Given: 1,543
Likes Received: 2,570 in 869 posts
Hates Given: 37
Hates Received: 129 in 114 posts
Hates Given: 37
Hates Received: 129 in 114 posts
Reputation:
107
X-Bux: ✘109,500
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11-15-2019, 06:52 PM
Robbies eyes go wide as he kips up, foaming at the mouth.
NACHOS!!!!!
Robbie runs through a door, not opening it but tearing through it like tissue paper, presumably looking for nachos.
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Peter Fn Gilmour
the man with the SUPER DICK
XWF FanBase: Hardcore, psycho fans (cheered for breaking rules and bones; excessively violent; creative with weapons)
XWF Roster Page
Joined: Tue Jan 01 2013
Posts: 5,845
1,406,412
Likes Given: 3,626
Likes Received: 3,263 in 2,104 posts
Hates Given: 1,019
Hates Received: 310 in 247 posts
Hates Given: 1,019
Hates Received: 310 in 247 posts
Reputation:
137
X-Bux: ✘50,000
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11-15-2019, 10:17 PM
did u find chris page's balls in there?
SUCK... MY... DICK!
3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion
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Peter Fn Gilmour
the man with the SUPER DICK
XWF FanBase: Hardcore, psycho fans (cheered for breaking rules and bones; excessively violent; creative with weapons)
XWF Roster Page
Joined: Tue Jan 01 2013
Posts: 5,845
1,406,412
Likes Given: 3,626
Likes Received: 3,263 in 2,104 posts
Hates Given: 1,019
Hates Received: 310 in 247 posts
Hates Given: 1,019
Hates Received: 310 in 247 posts
Reputation:
137
X-Bux: ✘50,000
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11-16-2019, 10:17 PM
Thanls. Heres a pic of my super dick 😎
SUCK... MY... DICK!
3X Star of the Month
Former 3x Hart Champion
Former 13X Xtreme Champion
Former 6X Tag Champion
Former 2X Trios Champion
Former 2x Heavy Metal Weight Champion
Former Universal Champion
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