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Mark Flynn · (05-06-2023)

I figured it out.

I have the answer.

I've spent WEEKS.

...

THREE WHOLE WEEKS.

Trying to figure out how to convince the XWF that there's a new Mark Flynn in town.

How do I prove to the rest of the XWF Universe that I’m a GOOD GUY NOW?

...

And of course, there's one clear answer.

By thwarting EVIL.

By striking out at the villainous.

The low-down, no-good.

The DREGS of society.

The…

Vagabond.

…

I mean, OF COURSE this guy's evil. His name sounds like a poverty-themed supervillain

Vagabond LITERALLY means a vagrant. A tramp. A wanderer, looking to scavenge, steal and otherwise pillage the good, innocent people of the XWF Universe.

…

Well, guess what, asshole?

Not this FUCKING TIME.

Because Mark Flynn.

THE TOP FACE OF THE XWF.

Is swinging down from the Heavens like a Holy Avenger.

And a month before the WarGames numbers come together? He’s eliminating you from the equation.

…

In that ring on MayDay, you have five decent, god-fearing citizens of the XWF Universe.

You have Dolly Waters, simple voodoo enthusiast.

Thunder Knuckles, terminally-ill-child disappointer.

Sarah Lacklan, Youtube-Vlogger-slash-Vampire.

Angelica Vaughn, Sarah Lacklan’s sidekick

And Ned Kaye. {Insert Interesting Fact Here.}

Just Kidding, there isn’t one.

…

These are five innocent, sweet lambs who would never harm a fly.

(I know that from the times I've taken some of them on in the ring, haha.)

And they stand, unaware of the fox in the henhouse.

OF A WOLF among the sheep.

Of the deceitful, black-hearted blaggard of a scoundrel of a DASTARDLY VILLAIN that creeps among them, ready to pounce at even the slightest opportunity.

THE VAGABOND.

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And to that? I say.

Not on my watch.

Light the Flynn signal in the fucking sky.

Turn on the police sirens.

Let the good-hearted know that they may walk the streets once more.

Because at MayDay. Local Hero Lumberjack, Mark Flynn, is going to slide into the ring himself.

Corner that sinister snake Vagabond.

Grab him by the scruff of the neck.

And toss him over the top rope.

Mark Flynn!

Member of the winning WarGames Team in 2021: Team F.U.C.K.T.H.A.D.!

Coach of the winning WarGames Team in 2022: WarGames World Record Speed Run 100% Any%!

I have THE most dominant WarGames history of any competitor in XWF History.

And I’m taking all that power.

All that RIGHTEOUS POWER.

And I’m aiming it straight at Vagabond.

The rest of the benevolent, lamb-like captains? Take note.

If you want a GOOD GUY on your team?

Consider my UTTER EVISCERATION of the villainous Vagabond my audition to bring a heaping helping of HEROISM to your squad.

…

And Vagabond?

This one’s for justice.

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