LJ Havok
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09-08-2013, 04:20 PM
*Havok arrives at XWF meet and greet. This was where XWF officials had assigned Havok to go after he finished up in the gym. When he got there he saw a stage erected at a distance with thousands of screaming fans. LJ Havok had no idea why he was there but he was told to show up promptly,but he was late as always. He walked around the area to the employees only entrance and saw that Steve Sayors was waiting there.*
The idea is for you and Cam Lang to address the TLC match and your opponents. But under no circumstances are either one of you to address Paul Heyman.
Who gave you those crackpot orders?
Mr. Heyman himself. Don't do it or it might jeopardize the title match.
Yeah, asshat, somehow I doubt that. The administrative network is so far up Paul's ass he can't breathe properly.
Whatever, Mr. Havok. Mr. Lang is waiting for you on stage..and so are the fans. You're lucky I don't send in a letter to dock your pay.
Fuck off.
*Havok laughs and walks into the entrance and sees Cam standing on the stand from the side view. Cam is smiling from ear to ear.*
Here's my partner and Extreme Revolution brother.. LJ Havok!
*Fans applaud and Havok walks onto stage and gives Cam a fist bump. One of the stage managers hand Havok a microphone.*
So how does this shit work, Cam? Do we pick audience members to ask us questions?
No. Basically we talk about whatever is on our mind about Monday.
I can do that easily. I like sharing my opinions....So, Cam, what would you like to talk about first?
Individuality, which is something that alot of people lack.
Seems like a good place to start. Go ahead my friend.
The simplicity of individualism. That's what makes us so great, we can walk along our journey here in the XWF and know what we for stand is valid. The Church stands for some pretty vague things in my opinion, there's something in their heads that makes them focus on their bullshit religion rather than wrestling.
If they seriously think they can walk in here with their Bibles and think that is going to win them a wrestling match, they have something else entirely coming their way. Individuality is what makes America itself a great place to live. I mean know my partner here is a Canadian and we can all forgive him for that because he is a great athlete and he says what is on his mind. Neither one of us have much in common except for our love of wrestling and our hunger is be big in this business. Anyone who isn't hear because of the love of the sport can get the fuck out. Anyone who is in the XWF for money and their own personal ego trip can fall off the face of this planet for all I care.
Which brings us to Paul Heyman... he's a scumbag. You can go around and parade your powers as GM anytime you please, you do have that power. But I've said this multiple times heading into the match, I'm not refusing to kick your face in if you get involved with us again. You see Paul, I'm not sure about LJ here but I'm not afraid to go away... I have my whole life ahead of me. If you get involved, I don't see you being able to go with your normal day routines, you'd be too beat up.
There's one of them differences I was alluding too earlier. You can suck a fat veiny one, Paul. We will not back down. However I'm not quite ready to get locked up again. But I can vow to make your life a living hell for the rest of your professional career if you get involved in our match again. That is a promise. Abuse your power and we will use our power to ruin your show. It's all a game Mr. Walrus... I believe we were respectful in that segment. I don't know why in the hell they would want us to not speak of Heyman. Heyman, get ready for the worst month of your life. It all starts with the tag team championship win over Griffy, Duke, and The Churchy Brothers.(laughs)
So Church, I'm not sure if the two of you and Paul have some sort of truce... one would believe that's a probable case. I know one thing though, whether you are or not, myself and LJ will do the one thing we continue to do and that's fight. You can try and screw us out of our matches week after week after week if you want to Paul, but that's not going to stop me and LJ from getting back in that ring and do what we do best.
And that is WRESTLE unlike most of the roster. We do not make excuses. We showcase our eclectic styles. We are what separates from the true extreme style of wrestling from all of the wannabes who think it is all about the blood and brutality. It is about showcase diverse wrestling styles and not characters. Paul should know that. He has lost sight of what is true extreme and what the people want to see. The Church are characters. The Brotherhood are the perfect example of politics. We are the WRESTLERS.
As for Griff and Sebastian, I've never seen two bigger egos in my life. But hey, sometimes when you're that damn good you can parade that ego whenever you please right? I'm not going to doubt the skills the two of you possess, you two have those titles for a reason. But, it's time for a change... the revolution has finally come my friends and you can't stay champions forever.
It is about time for a paradigm shift in the XWF. The wind of change are blowing. And those two cocky assholes cannot stop us. The religious fanatics will not even be a challenge, much like last week. The only wildcard in this situation is Paul Heyman. Much to his chagrin he probably cannot stop us either. The administrative network will not let it. I'm not quite sure what their vendetta is against the general managers that they have chosen. It has been highly beneficial to us up to this point...When Madness ends tomorrow night we will be the only team left standing in a victorious manner. Thank you for your time. ER is taking over!!!
*Both Havok and Lang drop their microphones in unison and walk off of stage as the fans that were all there to see them and them alone are standing in unison ovation for the Extreme Revolution. Once off stage they both get an earful from the stage managers and Steve Sayors. Both of them kind of shrug it off and get into a limo that is parked waiting for them in the back as XWF fades to black.*
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