The scene opens to Morbid Angel in a drafty old basement. It may even be his own basement! Truth be known we may never know. Morbid Angel stands on the dirt floor looking out of a 2ft window watching the sun go down outside! The near darkness brings out the wicked in his face! This face that tells the story of his life and the truth behind his lies! Scarred and burned! You earned every mark upon his face! Including the inverted cross he burned into his very own forehead almost 20 years ago! The cross that reminds him that life is nothing but a distant memory of things past. Life its self is a memory of what cannot be changed and consequences kept for all time! A reminder of how things could never be.

Morbid Angel looks slowly at the camera and starts to speak.



Morbid-”What is this? A match against Diaz? A woman? Who came up with this idea? Is this a joke? Seriously…..not funny guys! SHE HAS A VAGINA! I mean not that I am afraid of vagina…in a way I am not IN love with thee pussy…not gay…more of an “if it lays before me asking for it I’ll give it “ way…..OK, cut that out right there….I don’t like how this is starting!”



Morbid rubs his forehead trying to find his words.



Morbid-”OK, I’m ready….”



Morbid-”A Match against Jessica Diaz and Michael McBride…seems like I have to fight two women! Why am I facing a woman again? Have I been naughty? Is she going to teach me a lesson I’ll never forget? This fucking bitch looks like a man! Wants to fight like a man and shit! What is your finisher? Snatch of stench? Going to stink me out with vaginal odor? Get some douche! Clean that nasty cave…..NO!….Fuck….this isn’t working! Cut that out too…fuck!”




Morbid Angel obviously getting upset at this point aggressively runs his hands through his hair and slaps himself in the face!





Morbid-”Jessica Diaz! The Spanish-like flower! Let me ask you this. What the fuck are you doing? I am the undefeated Morbid Angel!? Do you have a death wish? This isn’t funny anymore…really…you might break a nail and bitch…that shit is expensive….not that I’ve gotten my nails did…I had a funeral home next door to a nail salon once…they were expensive…that’s how I know…..OK, OK….I have an Idea…forget all this…cut all this out…”




Sayers Looks at Morbid kind of confused



Sayers-”you have to finish something, I have an interview with Gilmour in 5 hours”



Morbid looks at the ground then at Sayers



Morbid-”I know how I’ll fix this!”



Sayers-”how?”



Morbid-”I’ll just stare at the camera intimidating like! Women fear the glair! Watch and learn my friend!”



Morbid takes one step back and the light comes across his face showing his scars and the indention from the inverted cross burned into his forehead clearer than anything! His all black eyes shine as he stares!
Morbid says not a word for several minutes! None can deny Morbid Angel is a frightening man and this intensifies how scary he is. The wind blows his hair adding desired effect!

Sayers nods in approval



Sayers-”That was actually pretty good! The wind there at the end added the ultimate.”



Morbid breaks the stare



Morbid-”I use Herbal Essence shampoo…that fucking shit makes my hair blow better in the wind! Its all for the effect! Cut the Herbal Essence part out too! No one must ever know my secrets to fear!”



Morbid flicks his hair back and looks back at the camera




Morbid-”Michael McBride! Must we really do this again? Are you actually trying to look bad because you are really sucking! You want to fight so much and I understand your desire for violence but I believe you at one time tried to blow someone up with a home made bomb….well, you still lost….obviously you are crap at bomb making! Perhaps next time you should use liquid soap, gasoline, and popcorn foam….makes a nice sticky napalm. Fuck anyone’s day up….not that I’ve ever used it…that would be….naughty!

Woo me McBride! Show me what the power of your little list can do. I expected to make that list after I destroyed you almost a month ago. I fucking made you my bitch and you obviously liked it! You know why? Because you came back! You came back for seconds! WELL BITCH! I am always willing to service the willing when it comes to suffering! If you are looking for pain and death…you’ve come to the right place! Ireland can kiss my fucking ass when it comes to tough! Talking all hard and shit! Try living in the Soviet Union! Try that shit on for size! Makes your fucking country look like a queef from Jessica Diaz!”



Morbid Angel re-positions himself and gives the intimidating look again



Morbid”………………………......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................”



Morbid points at the camera

Morbid-”that’s what were going to fucking do! View that shit! Fuck yeah! Lets see this bitch come back at that face!”



The scene fades to a blood red!





(OOC- a point was made. Where I am from basement windows are two ft….apparently some people don’t have windows…fucking paupers! Use your imagination!!!!)