Luca Arzegotti is found by an XWF camera crew, pacing wildly about his apartment. When asked about the DVD release, he had this to say:

"A best of Swift Ion DVD? That's implying that anything of Ion's could be good in the fucking first place. I mean come on, is it so hard to just title it 'The Moments of Swift Ion that AREN'T as Cringeworthy? Fuck, not even that's appropriate. There isn't a set of words in the English fucking language that could describe a Swift Ion DVD much better than 'You know that guy who got pinned by a table? Some marketing jerkoff thought it would be brilliant to give him a DVD. Fucking special Olympics reject.' Fuck me, and I get PAID in these things! Why did I ask for my raise to be more jalapeños for my nachos?"

The camera crew then pans out to find a huge stack of Swift Ion DVDs, empty containers of nachos, and a mountain of cocaine. He must've gotten his paycheck for the week.