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G'day c*nts!
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Noah Jackson Offline
Very Serious Wrestler



XWF FanBase:
Hardly anyone to be honest

(booed by most fans; hurts people even when not supposed to; often angry and shitty)


#28
03-29-2019, 07:24 AM

"The reason why everyone stopped responding is because they're sitting back with their popcorn while we put on a performance better than the Federweight battle royale developmental talent in the pre-show. Look at that, I can be kind gave you a little compliment there as well as saying your name I might as well be tickling your baby dick. Fucking hilarious to think your destroying me, guess that ego of yours is more dense than the walls you built around yourself to protect your fragile self-esteem. You got some ripper lines for an autist I'll give you that much."

"Just telling me to shut up and fuck off isn't proving much, Bruce. Just seems like you want the conversation to end between us but you're so full of yourself you can't bare the thought of defeat and before you claim I'm doing the same thing, I'm not. I haven't told you to shut up and walk away, I'm having a bloody whale of a time getting myself over by playing dance dance revolution on your grave. Saying I won't be remembered when you dip in and out like a fucking Whack-a-mole only briefly showing your zombified remains and your soft yolky cracked egg you call a head to prove in fact that sadly you didn't overdose on estrogen tablets like everyone thought you did. "

"... Fuck me we're talking about food a lot aren't we? I'm starving, fancy grabbing a burger after I drive you to your gynecologist to see about that torn hymen I ripped open? Don't worry, I'll pay, don't want you spending your pension all in one go."

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W | L | D
226 | 11 | 81

Star of the Month (August 2019)
1/3 Star of the Month (January 2020) with Fuzz and our Subaru
RP of the Month (November 2019) with Big Disappointment
Holder of the most wins in the XWF (Mostly house shows)
Holder of the most draws in XWF (All on Anarchy)
Winner of Sickest Cunt of the Year 2020
Winner of Greatest Wrestler who ever lived 2022
Holder of the world's rarest pog collection (Valued at $200)
Owner of Ned Kaye's cat that Ned named Deepthroat for some weird reason
Voted most feared man by Centurion (Twice!)


Messages In This Thread
G'day c*nts! - by Noah Jackson - 03-27-2019, 11:43 AM
re:G'day c*nts! - by Lacklan - 03-27-2019, 01:25 PM
G'day c*nts! - by Noah Jackson - 03-27-2019, 01:30 PM
re:G'day c*nts! - by Lacklan - 03-27-2019, 02:40 PM
G'day c*nts! - by Noah Jackson - 03-27-2019, 02:59 PM
re:G'day c*nts! - by Lacklan - 03-27-2019, 03:50 PM
G'day c*nts! - by Noah Jackson - 03-27-2019, 04:02 PM
re:G'day c*nts! - by Lacklan - 03-27-2019, 11:58 PM
G'day c*nts! - by Peter Fn Gilmour - 03-27-2019, 11:36 PM
re:G'day c*nts! - by Noah Jackson - 03-28-2019, 01:24 AM
G'day c*nts! - by Unknown - 03-28-2019, 10:40 AM
G'day c*nts! - by Darius Xavier - 03-28-2019, 10:58 AM
G'day c*nts! - by The Brothers Blackwater - 03-28-2019, 11:14 AM
G'day c*nts! - by Unknown - 03-28-2019, 11:17 AM
G'day c*nts! - by Darius Xavier - 03-28-2019, 11:29 AM
G'day c*nts! - by Darius Xavier - 03-28-2019, 11:31 AM
re:G'day c*nts! - by The Brothers Blackwater - 03-28-2019, 02:38 PM
re:G'day c*nts! - by Mastermind - 03-28-2019, 12:31 PM
G'day c*nts! - by Noah Jackson - 03-28-2019, 04:19 PM
G'day c*nts! - by Shawn Warstein - 03-28-2019, 04:41 PM
re:G'day c*nts! - by Lacklan - 03-28-2019, 05:15 PM
re:G'day c*nts! - by Noah Jackson - 03-28-2019, 05:48 PM
G'day c*nts! - by Shawn Warstein - 03-29-2019, 04:49 AM
G'day c*nts! - by Noah Jackson - 03-29-2019, 05:15 AM
G'day c*nts! - by Shawn Warstein - 03-29-2019, 05:52 AM
G'day c*nts! - by Noah Jackson - 03-29-2019, 06:21 AM
G'day c*nts! - by Shawn Warstein - 03-29-2019, 06:41 AM
G'day c*nts! - by Noah Jackson - 03-29-2019, 07:24 AM
G'day c*nts! - by Shawn Warstein - 03-29-2019, 08:04 AM
G'day c*nts! - by Shawn Warstein - 03-29-2019, 08:05 AM
G'day c*nts! - by Unknown - 03-29-2019, 08:41 AM
G'day c*nts! - by Noah Jackson - 03-29-2019, 08:58 AM
G'day c*nts! - by Shawn Warstein - 03-29-2019, 09:06 AM
G'day c*nts! - by Noah Jackson - 03-29-2019, 02:31 PM



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